Eric’s Dream

Pin the tail on the donkey?

OK Taliban, we are all well aware of your brutal tactics in daily life and warfare. You oppress your women, hang people in soccer stadiums, and target civilians in bombings. Whether it’s due to an inability to match up militarily with your opponents in warfare or your fear of women matching up intellectually with you in life, I’m sure you have your reasons for doing what you do, but your latest tactics are truly a new low

I think you are grossly misinterpreting God’s word or completely misunderstand the rules of America’s classic game ….”Pin the Tail on the Donkey.”

You see Taliban, this is the way the game is played…..blindfold one contestant, spin the contestant to create disorientation, and then point them at a poster of a donkey hanging on a wall.  You hand the contestant a donkey tail and then the contestant tries to place the tail on the  donkey (anatomically) as close to the correct location as possible. All the contestants get a turn and whomever gets the closest wins the game. This may seem like an easy task, but after spinning in a circle and being blindfolded, I can assure you that this isn’t as easy as it may seem. I have lost a many times at this game. Years of childhood practice failed to perfect my donkey tail pinup techniques and I ended up retiring at age 5.

The game is meant for fun and enjoyment….IT IS NOT MEANT TO BE USED IN WARFARE!!

"Who's the ass?"

I know your war isn’t going well against the civilized world, but this is not an excuse to load up an innocent donkey with explosives, send him for a walk down a desolate road, and to explode him when your enemies drive by the animal.

Have you run out of innocent children pushing wheelbarrows? Have mothers gotten tired of using their babies as bombs? Why a donkey? WHAT THE HELL HAS A DONKEY EVER DONE TO YOU?

Your attempt to blow up a British Convoy with a donkey bomb Thursday only left the Brits laughing at you!  Do you really want to live in caves, not shave, and now make donkey bombs?  The Brit on top of the truck next to the donkey bomb was covered in blood, which did throw a scare into the first person on the scene, but once they realized that it was poor donkey’s blood,  they were left scratching their heads. As if you didn’t give the civilized world enough reasons to think lowly of you already, now you are blowing up livestock?

Next time, please spare the ass and buy one of the 350,000 pigs set to be slaughtered in Egypt because of the swine-flu hysteria.  Those poor pigs are dying for NOTHING!  350,000 of them!  Think how many pigs you could have running around Afghanistan strapped with explosives! With the 25 million birds slaughtered in Egypt a few years ago and now 350,000 pigs this year, you could create an army of livestock ready to wage a bio war on the world.

If the exploding livestock doesn’t hurt anyone, there is always a one in one billion chance of an infidel catching the flu.